"The Law of Surprise Fulfillment:
The most likely outcome is the one that nobody has anticipated.
The Law of Thwarted Expectation:
The most obvious interpretation is likely to be the wrong one.
The Law of Prejudicial Interference:
Preconception and prophecy do not mix.
The Law of Self-Fulfilment:
Prophecies tend to be self-fulfilling.
The Law of Diminishing Accuracy:
A prophecy's accuracy decreases as the square of the time to its fulfillment.
The Law of Divided Functions:
Prophecy and intrepretation are incompatible activities.
The Law of Prophetic Foreshortening:
Clairvoyance foreshortens the future.
The Law of Non-Existent Impossibility:
If it can happen, it will; if it can't happen, it just still might.
D's Law of Now:
Live in the present, and expect the unexpected."
Taken from The Armageddon Script: Prophecy in Action,
Peter Lemesurier, St. Martin's Press, 1981